Animals: Today, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now...

By pablito - 17/04/2014 10:37 - France - Bron

Today, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now found out in front of 15 people that, no, sparrows are not small pigeons that are going to grow up. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:36

Just wait until OP finds out that her pet didn't go to live on a farm.

doctorhook86 24

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:37

Somebody tricked you good as a child, didn't they?

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WeskersSexslave 15

Friday 18 April 2014 6:38

what? have you not seen Pokemon?

siklops 4

Friday 18 April 2014 8:11

Don't confuse education for intelligence

Croone 10

Friday 18 April 2014 11:52

Why did this make me think you watched to much pokemon? :p

Ravenwing 2

Friday 18 April 2014 20:50

You have watched too much Pokemon.

spinningapples 4

Saturday 19 April 2014 2:22

Duh. Sparrows grow up to become fearows!

tosdyke 16

Saturday 19 April 2014 9:25

Damn, an education and still stupid...

danadelbosque 11

Saturday 19 April 2014 15:36

I honestly expected OP to be from the United States

tyr33s3 8

Saturday 19 April 2014 15:56

Facepalm

pryncessdy621 2

Saturday 19 April 2014 17:26

I learned at the museum in front of my husband a 30 school kids when I said, "awwwhhhh look at the baby pigeon". I was 29.

reaxion 25

Sunday 20 April 2014 6:01

Definitely going for the YDI click bait of the month award there!

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