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By Phil - 21/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML
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Finnboghi 0

I always thought wine aged wonderfully for 5 years or so, then got exponentially worse?

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gowzer90 0

# 5 i agree. Im surprised and shocked that an OAP can even use a pc never mind navigate the internet so well that he ends up on fml.com!

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InsideJokesRock 0

Could just be a fluke most old wine tastes good. Op your just over reacting.

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Hockeylover87_71 0

wine tastes foul anyways though, and happy bday

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Sharpam 0

wow some wine made on your birth year tastes bad. Did you break a bone? Has someone cheated on you? Have you done something so back breaking and worked for hours to find out it was worthless? Mods these days suck at choosing FML's.

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bassoonist527 0

Or they are trying to find something different from "I'm fat" "no one loves me" "my parents are awful" "I'm ugly" "my spouse is a pig" and "this creepy old guy was looking at me on the bus. It's so gross that he is a human being with eyes that just happened to look at me. My life sucks, and everyone in the world should know it even though there are people on the other side of the planet are starving to death, being shot by their own government, and don't even know what freedom would be like. My stupid problems are obviously more important. Let's focus on me." Also, to all if the people saying "ew, he's old Get off the computer!", grow up. 65 isn't that old. Old people are not stupid either. I'll bet anyone here that the original poster is way more intelligent than these lowlifes who spend their entire day updating the recent page so they can "troll" people they don't know at all. And for the record, I only signed up for this website so I could make this comment. that is all.

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llcooljoey 0

lol old people do lots of thing wrong!

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TheParawhore 0

so let me get this straight...your 65 yrs old and you go on Fu*kmylife.com? that's just sad

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TJammah 0

Maybe good wine depends on the brand and how they make it plus what they put in it? But I don't drink wine. ps. I'm sure your grand kids taught you how to use the net. Or you worked for a computer company, etc etc. Just cuz the majority of old ppl don't use the net shouldn't mean shit for you

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jessil01 0

1. people need to learn about wine before they comment about it thinking theyre right 2. how is an old person being on her sadder than young people being on here? the young ones (most of us) are sadder cause we have our whole lives to live for and stuff to do etc, most 65 year olds prob dont have much else to do and FML would be bulk entertainment

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loving_nicole24 0

Never knew there was an age limit to this site...........i think that if u want to go on this site u could but apparently not according to the comments on here

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