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By Phil - 21/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 04:00

Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 10:00

Today, I was carded for trying to buy wine and was told the dates were faded, so they wouldn’t be selling it to me, since they suspected I was underage. I work at the vineyard that produces the wine, I’m the head vintner, and I made the wine in the bottle I wasn’t allowed to buy. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, my son tried my year great-grandad's 90 year-old whiskey, didn’t like it, and poured it all down the sink. When I confronted him, he confidently told me it was nasty and must have expired, so he did me a favour and poured it away and washed the bottle. I had to walk away and remind myself I love him. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:33 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my wife of 10 years bought me a bottle of wine, a wine rack, and a wine accessory kit for my birthday. She knows I don't like wine. FML

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By workworkwork - 03/11/2017 05:00

Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered 3 before lunch. FML

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By thechimpchapter - 31/12/2011 06:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML

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By Ari - 16/01/2013 06:36

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML

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By ThatWineGuy - 23/12/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, some friends and I had a wine tasting evening, and I tried to impress my friends by showing off my extensive knowledge of different wines. I confidently described the subtle "notes of vanilla and oak" in a bottle of wine… only to find out that my "friends" had pranked me, and it was actually grape juice. FML

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fucktheworld943 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:36

65 year olds go on fmylife.com?

Finnboghi 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 6:55

I always thought wine aged wonderfully for 5 years or so, then got exponentially worse?

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iluvmybf211 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:11

I'm a ******* dipshit.

DomoKunBieber 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:34

Wait you're a senior and on FMyLife? Well I agree, your life sucks XD

jdawg2010 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:04

Wow, you guys are all douchebags. Happy birthday Phil.

superswagbro 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 18:35

Why is your life ****** because you tasted bad wine?

dolphins_penny 5

Saturday 8 September 2012 0:01

foul wine from your birth year is a bad omen for the ppl who don't know this. also all of us young ppl should stop saying shit about the OP being older than us. us young ppl bitch more and waste our lives on here when we should be doing something productive.

jazzmin1997 16

Tuesday 29 April 2014 23:56

Only for being on this website and being 65 years old I think you're cool.

shardynfahey 19

Saturday 27 September 2014 12:26

Wha? 65 yr old wine? Interesting

Rene Vargas III 9

Monday 5 March 2018 23:15

its most likely stored wrong if done for a long time oxigen will enter the bottle and make it vinegar which essensialy ruins the bottle

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