Work: Today, I’m a trainee who recently arrived in a prestigious company....

By anonyme - 28/06/2013 00:13 - France

Today, I’m a trainee who recently arrived in a prestigious company. My boss walked in on me sorting paper clips by size. I’m now in charge of doing the same thing in every office on our floor. FML

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BrailynRaylynn 22

Friday 25 November 2016 11:25

Word to the wise: Always look busy, even when you're not. That way you don't get stuck doing scut work for not being busy enough.

Wizardo 33

Friday 25 November 2016 11:28

You have now turned into the annoying little paperclip from Windows XP and 2000. It has gone fill circle.

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LegitTorture 18

Sunday 27 November 2016 19:31

I wonder what job title that is. Sounds like one of those "Jobs You Wouldn't Believe Exists"

childproofpizza 19

Tuesday 9 May 2017 14:53

At least you're getting paid for it.

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