By SuperStagiaire - 15/06/2011 02:54 - India

Today, I’m an intern and was given a pile of files. Do I have to process them? Nay! Simply remove all the staples with nothing but my nails. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Maybe borrow a pair of scissors... But still, what a stupid task to be assigned to :/

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RichardPencil 30

On the resume, it will say "put in charge of project to mitigate hazardous metals in sensitive organic material." It'll be so worth it and toughen you up.

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TheAprilWitch 21

I first read "a pile of flies". So I guess it could have been worse.

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cootiequeen4444 11

what if OP is a scientist? *sudden flashback to biology with Mendelian Inheritance, Punnett Squares, and mothereffing fruit flies* morning classes where you have to think are such a mistake...

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siggy_mcsigx 22

No employer here would dare risk the safety hazard of an intern like that.

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stoneybadger78 6

Well, you're an intern, you are just a peon. Expect remedial and shit tasks. A butter knife is great at removing staples.

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zainman13 26

I read it in an Indian voice in my head and Nay sounded like nahi. Which is no in Hindu/Urdu

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TCKM416 15

If you turn the papers over to the back and unbend the staples so the edges are no longer curved you can easily pull the staple out

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critzm 15

And your not even being paid? Hell nah

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zaidthunder1 27

I'm sure you can find some tool like a metal object to use instead of nails.

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elainebarish 8

I thought this said flies instead of files and I was very concerned.

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