By g - 22/04/2008 05:53 - Thailand

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Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to the next level. While putting my hand under her skirt, I feel something out of place. I look at her and she says, “What? You prefer ladies?” FML
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annoyingrobot 4

This is totally unrelated but what happened to the site? Where did "you deserved it" go? "I agree, your life sucks" and "Phew, glad it wasn't me" mean the same thing pretty much.

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dracolich 27

Nothing was out of place, OP. If that wasn't your thing, let them know politely.

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metheonlyb 17

Is it bad that I laughed way to hard for this? You have my sympathies OP.

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karmaweasel 14

With the new format I may be mistaken but you marked your gender as female? So.... I'm confused. You're a lesbian? Generally for relationship FML's I assume straight unless some clue is given. I did not see a clue unless it was very cleverly hidden.

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ToadB 2

It's your problem for assuming heterosexuality is the default?

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Demon_of_Light 27

I really don't see why that is an unreasonable assumption, seeing as how over 90% of the world's population is straight.

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Vanderdale 14

Sure, you might make that assumption. But once you find out your assumption is wrong, the correct response isn't to go 'hurr durr, lesbians? Me no understand'. You go 'okay' and move on.

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rubysgonbfamous 12

should have paid more attention during the hangover 3...

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

beyond disturbing

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Llama_Face89 33

In the immortal words of one Admiral Akbar....IT'S A TRAP!!

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joeyl1990 28

Why are the options "you deserved it" and "glad it wasn't me"? I disagree with both those options.

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