By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
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lambda_fml 40

Thats the way of life of a rockstar. Sad but True.

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VenomSiphon 13

Dude you gotta be careful about those White Anglo Saxon Protestants

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tjv3 10

Sorry op but I needed the laugh thanks

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Damian95 16

Your bee jokes are awesome, but kinda bugging me. Lets just bee more subtle about it.

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sugarshane007 20

Hey what's all the buzz about?

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Enslaved 36

The buzz is, even wasps love boo bees! :)

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CynePhoba 23

Now now. . Enough with the waspy jokes.

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viper8608 9

wasp the matter? you bee afraid of puns honey?

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phatdaddy62 23

How do you reflexively smash your face with a guitar?

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botanistjessica 24

I ******* hate bees/wasps/stinging flying insects. I once flipped a chair backwards freaking out about one and knocked my teacher over in highschool. I'm like...deathly allergic to stings. It's definitely the scariest thing in life for me.

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happylappy 21

Apparently we would die in 4 years without them.

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Bibliovore 26

#46: True, but we'd also die without the sun. I want that to stick around, too, but I'm not looking for a close encounter with it! (For that matter, I know someone who has an allergy-like response to bright sunlight: his eyes swell up.)

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dancinwookie 21

#46: Nature relies heavily on bees for pollination. Cell phone signals, and such things, mess with their natural navigation, so the poor little guys freeze to death outside overnight without the warmth of their hive. #57: I have allergic reactions to the sun...well, sunburn really. It causes heat stroke in me, makes my skin itch like all hell has broken loose, and then it sloughs off D: That's why I'm glow-in-the-dark white.

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FlamingColor 30

The big question is... Did you get it?

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HKCgrimmjow 15

If he got it then the next FML would be about how he has wasp juice all in his eye

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Jarod_Macaroni 6

well you got great relflexes idk how you hit yourself with the guitar though

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gc327072 30

His hand was still on the guitar neck. Not a hard concept.

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teamlightskin 14

Ouch. I hope it didnt do too much damage OP. Did yu kill it? Btw i loveee yur wording, great imagery.

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botanistjessica 24

I never understood why people shortened it to yu. It just makes you look lazy and stupid as ****.

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Enslaved 36

28, Ummm...Glass houses? Your post isn't perfect either. I can say this because my house is already a pile of shards. :P

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Lots of people tlk liek dis nd I dnt nderstand y its so much harder than just using actual words -__-

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morella_xx 29

@36, I've seen more than one person spell it as "yhu" which just pisses me off to no end. They're usually the kind of person who replaces all their g's with q's for some inexplicable reason. Just saying, "yu" is bad but it gets a lot worse, sadly.

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SneakishMonk 2

It was a freakin' wasp! I wouldn't mind getting an eye popped out as long as I survive a WASP!

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karlcolt45 19

I know that feel bro. I hate wasps too

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gracehi 31

Okay, why are people saying "I know that 'feel'" lately? "Feel" is a verb, not a noun. "Feeling" can be a verb or a noun. You don't know that "feel." You know that "feeling," "FEELING," dammit.

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andyyroxx 20

Internet meme. U mad bro? ^shit like that, I know, it's horrible.

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gracehi 31

Well, I did ask. I haven't seen that meme, but I'm sure it must be stupid, because it causes people to say stupid things.

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