By Anonyme - 19/09/2010 04:44 - Algeria

Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to scream what is written on all the road signs at him, and tell him to which way to turn… so he can point the car in that general direction and hope for the best. FML
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aruden 25

On a mission? well it's not a Mission Impossible with you helping

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aruden 25

On a mission? well it's not a Mission Impossible with you helping

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Tripartita 44

You can tell all the people you work with how your reluctance to take things on (half) blind faith might've saved your life. Wait, maybe not while on a mission.

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NeatNit 32

I still have no idea why "FML World" does this.

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Phantomsnake 10

It was a secret mission and just now you are allowed to know about it.

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JamieLuv2u 11

Isn't the whole point of being a missionary to demonstrate your complete faith in god and to be chill about everything that comes your way. God's driving...right?

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ThrottleJockey 35

In this case Jesus really does need to take the wheel.

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PenguinBitch 43

The worst thing you'll hit are a couple of gazelles and perhaps a hut, but nothing to serious.

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OhPuhleeze 23

I guess the mission now is to Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive...

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