Miscellaneous: Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6...

By Fsd - 05/11/2008 07:35 - France

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

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You deserved it 47 076

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By NoorFML - 13/09/2013 13:24 - United States

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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Top of the morning to ya!

By Bored - 09/02/2023 02:00

Today, I set my alarm for AM instead of PM. Woke up at 5AM to realize I have nothing to do. FML

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You deserved it 321

By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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Where are you?

By Budhvaraddams - 30/01/2023 18:30

Today, I had an important test at 7 in the morning, so I sat the alarm at 6 o'clock and fell asleep. Later I was woken up by a call from my friend asking me why I didn't show up for the test. It was 9:30. I'd sat the alarm at 6:00 PM. FML

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You deserved it 566

By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 08:02 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML

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You deserved it 3 892

By wookieewhosshe - 18/05/2019 12:30

Today, it's the first day in 3 weeks that I'm in my flat after 7 a.m. due to a very busy work schedule. I was looking forward to a Saturday lie-in. Also today, my flatmate's alarm clock went off loudly from 7:30 to 10:30. He's in another country and his door is locked. Bye bye lie-in. FML

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You deserved it 136

By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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You deserved it 6 567

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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You deserved it 166

Wake up Boo

By Anon - 03/12/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I set an elaborate alarm system to wake up early. I woke up to the soothing sounds of birds chirping, only to discover that I had accidentally set my ringtone to bird noises instead of an actual alarm. I missed my morning meeting. FML

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You deserved it 527

_John_ 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:17

I actually sometimes do that deliberately, I love being able to turn my alarm clock off and just go back to sleep, it's the best feeling ever!

4st4nd4rd4th 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 0:45

Today, I wanted to wake up my favorite master in the world by alarming at 6 o' clock this morning. He hit me and I shut up. FML

Comments

Akalia_fml 7

Monday 27 December 2010 1:34

Learn how to turn your alarm clock off then, aye buddy?

hussbogman 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:33

wow ur life is totally ******

Rainbowjumper0 12

Wednesday 23 February 2011 3:28

Wow how awful, your life sounds messed.

rtyme11_fml 0

Friday 22 April 2011 9:45

thank you for wasting my life

Taq_fml 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:14

ok thats great... theres a simple solution to that. TURN IT OFF! instead of wrighting an FML about it. seriously some of these's are really stupid.

tencalories 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:16

yea dude I always have to get up so stop complaining

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 11 May 2011 0:33

so shove it to the floor and go back to sleep.

rroxie124 5

Sunday 29 May 2011 17:48

Boo Hoo, go back to sleep and stop complaining.

skeleton_skinner 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:58

turn it off???

_Allstar_ 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:20

That would be the smart thing to do.

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:37

Well, turn it off!

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