Miscellaneous: Today, I’m on vacation in Ecuador in a small youth hostel. My... - FML

By jevoulaisfaireserieux - 27/05/2014 01:21 - Republic of Ecuador - Bah

Today, I’m on vacation in Ecuador in a small youth hostel. My Skype interview for a prestigious marketing Masters would have been perfect if a hippie hadn’t come near me to play the ukulele while smoking a joint. FML

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TheGamingGamer 28

Tuesday 7 June 2016 10:01

"Exuse me for a moment." *Punches Hippie* "So I deserve this masters because...

chuka81 27

Tuesday 7 June 2016 10:12

I'd say YDI. If the interview was that important, you probably should have found a very private place. I hope the hippie at least sang your praises while playing the ukulele. It's common courtesy.

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Negan 2

Tuesday 7 June 2016 20:30

Self inflicted wound. You deserve it.

Sparx1_1 16

Tuesday 7 June 2016 22:25

A masters usually implies a certain level of intelligence. Sorry OP but you were stupidly unprepared if you didn't take your surroundings into account and deal with it before starting the interview.

justamoderator 11

Thursday 9 June 2016 14:12

Why don't we have a YDI option for this FML?? You could have went to any cafe or a quiet place to have the interview, but you chose a hostel..really??

Tenbed 10

Thursday 16 June 2016 8:17

Yeah, you deserved that one.

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