Health and Poopoo peepee: Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection...

By BathroomDweller - 20/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Omaha

Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML

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By fmyactuallife - 03/05/2020 08:00

Today, I'm on my second day of a week of antibiotics to treat a bad urine infection. Incidentally, the pills seem to be giving me extremely loud, frequent, gut-wrenchingly painful and smelly diarrhea. Only 5 more days to go. FML

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By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

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States of matter

By Nirah - 26/07/2019 21:00 - Canada - Parksville

Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2015 04:42

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

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Apocalypse Now

By dacara6415 - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with a kidney infection; the symptoms include nausea and having to pee every five minutes. I had to walk six miles in the pouring rain to pick up the medication, peed in the woods twice, got honked at while throwing up on the road, and my boyfriend told me not to complain. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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Merry holidays!

By Anonymous - 23/12/2023 09:00 - Australia

Today, I started antibiotics for a UTI. Now, along with a burning sensation whenever I pee, I also need to try not to fall asleep, put up with the headaches, nausea, and lightheadedness from the tablets, all while working two jobs and being a parent. Six days to go. FML

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By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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Both ends

By not having fun - 03/05/2022 18:00

Today, I have bronchitis. A few days ago, my doc prescribed antibiotics, which are helping, but also cause a really nasty upset stomach. I tell ya, violent coughing fits and severe diarrhea do NOT go well together. FML

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Side effected

By AMDKilla - 18/09/2023 15:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I was diagnosed with a chest infection and given antibiotics to take. One of the side effects of the antibiotics is diarrhea. I haven't coughed once throughout the infection, but I sneezed just as I was ready to go out to the shops and now I need fresh underwear. FML

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katydid91 31

Tuesday 21 March 2017 3:52

Try eating some plain yogurt. It will help restore healthy gut flora killed by the antibiotics and help reduce yeast overgrowth. Feel better soon!

UNfml1979 4

Tuesday 21 March 2017 2:02

Tissue paper to toilet paper. Graduated!

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UNfml1979 4

Tuesday 21 March 2017 2:02

Tissue paper to toilet paper. Graduated!

ThatOnePolarBear 13

Tuesday 21 March 2017 2:18

I feel you; I'm currently taking an antibiotic for a nasal infection and it's not fun.

katydid91 31

Tuesday 21 March 2017 3:52

Try eating some plain yogurt. It will help restore healthy gut flora killed by the antibiotics and help reduce yeast overgrowth. Feel better soon!

azouwa 26

Tuesday 21 March 2017 4:47

I was thinking along the same lines. c diff... it tastes worse than it smells!!!

pablocrimson115 2

Tuesday 21 March 2017 4:44

Well, at least you get to choose from endless ***** to constant piss! A choice not many have.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 March 2017 4:48

Let your doctor know right away that the antibiotic is giving you diarrhea. You're killing your gut flora and it will take you months to recover.

Lazy34 7

Tuesday 21 March 2017 6:11

A shitty situation that leaves you pissed off

deathtojarjar 7

Tuesday 21 March 2017 8:10

I think I would rather have a messed up bowel for a little while instead of a raging uti. Those things don't just make you go a lot, they hurt like a bitch!