Miscellaneous: Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when...

By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML

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You deserved it 3 560

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By Hello Nurse - 24/09/2012 04:32 - United States - El Macero

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

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Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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Today, my boyfriend is so insanely insecure that he actually got jealous when a nearly 80 year-old man told me I had a beautiful smile while grocery shopping. FML

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Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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By blk8764 - 15/03/2011 22:35 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML

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By ugly? - 20/09/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

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By CA - 08/10/2015 14:46 - Norway

Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 12:00 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I was at my usual grocery store when an elderly lady smiled at me and said, "It's so nice to see a young person not obsessed with their appearance." I was dressed in sweats, I hadn't showered, and hadn't brushed my hair. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or insulted. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:06

I'm sure you're attractive OP. You'll find someone who loves you deeply and won't need to be satisfied with compliments from demented old men. Just be more confident!!

ikickgingers 15

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:10

He probably hits on his jello too... Mmm jello.

Comments

ICATiger 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:58

His looking for a young lady

ICATiger 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:30

Well then don't read it jackass

TKmax 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:34

21 your picture sucks

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:34

* He's Now your comment doesn't suck :-P

docscientist 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 14:38

I don't know about you, but humans can read about 4-5 words at once, so it's kind of hard to just not read it once you look at it.

Stahrgeyzer 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:18

Don't be so harsh on yourself, I'm sure you're a beautiful woman.

thiscrazything 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:43

Don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone of us is beautiful in our own way.

Goldd3000 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 14:25

post a picture; look at the comments. i'm sure Anon will make you feel better about yourself

chels1994 11

Thursday 5 January 2012 14:45

Oh I'm sure there are numerous people that find you attractive. You just gotta find one that's good for you (:

kphippie 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 14:48

Wanna know something weird. I work at an old home too. And I felt the same way when one of the old men hit on me

pablopoo 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:50

Why ur hot???

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:59

Many "hot" girls possess low self-esteem.

perdix 29

Thursday 5 January 2012 15:25

Work it, you ugly beast. Let the old guy see your **** and have him include you in his will. After he dies, you'll have some money and magically, you'll become attractive.

wonder19 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 15:28

Try getting out more.. And That is honestly disgusting. Unless you are looking for a sugar daddy. But by the time they hit the nursing home, heads up they don't have anything left. Everyone else done got it!!!

Zeronos 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 15:30

Oh come now, OP-chan, you'really a caring person to be working in a care facility. That makes you beautiful in every sense of the word. But, FYL for now until you realize that.