Work: Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman...

By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By rioght onnn - 20/05/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

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Flattered

By Creeped out - 28/01/2013 08:14 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me, "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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Nice try

By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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MaramaBreaksFace 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:01

Both, always both.

iowagirl1997 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:01

Ohh granny getting it on!!

Comments

MaramaBreaksFace 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:01

Both, always both.

genius_man16 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 18:42

you failed the first rule of being a woman on the job: Never, under any circumstances, BEND OVER to pick up anything. You gotta kneel down. Even if you aren't wearing a skirt. So YDI just for that. You should probably be flattered though. I guess you have a nice ass.

Imawhalerider 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 19:32

at least she smacked it, she could have palmed and fingered.

eggnogg 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 22:51

dont reply to get ur comment up top **** bag

pltcllyincorrect 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:42

Dude, it was a dude.

Kylias 6

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:52

Dude, it was a woman. It says it right under the FML.

Icalasari 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:49

Not to mention that guys are called waiters, not waitresses. So a guy would not be waitressing

hellokittywhore 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:56

shut up 78 your no better than the rest if the ppl who comment on #1 to get to the top, you dis the same so you can talk shittt

Philosophic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:54

YDI for having a nose.

ZleveL 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 7:14

^ wtf? :D

itsjulia 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 4:42

I thought OP was a guy...

fuzzywazzy012 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 17:55

Thats hot? More like horrifying

lolfylanydi 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:58

ydi for not being a lesbian

iowagirl1997 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:01

Ohh granny getting it on!!

SilverHusky 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:30

LOL!

SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:36

Who downrated #2. She lives in Iowa which is where Slipknot is from. She is automatically cool!!! Stay (SiC)

gtdoll 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 17:57

I know right?! Lol what's up with grannies these days...?

iKaite 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 21:07

Bloody horny grannies are worse then these young kids.

pippysthename00 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 3:33

That's hot.

TomPusslicker 21

Saturday 28 August 2010 20:37

grannies are worse than the kids cuz old people can do just about anything they want....not many people wanna scrap with seniors lol. its a shame though she didnt shove a few singles down ur ass, and one of them with her number. i bet shes wild in bed lmao...