Health: Today, I'm so out of shape, I started wheezing on my way to check...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 10:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm so out of shape, I started wheezing on my way to check my mailbox. Not my physical mailbox, either; my email inbox on the phone I'd left on the table at the bottom of the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 24 752

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By Jack Shart Jr. - 08/07/2015 15:16 - United States

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML

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Health is overrated

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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No more!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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Fresh and not Fit

By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

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By alipallie - 10/03/2014 00:36 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML

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Out of shape

By Out of shape - 21/03/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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Couch potato

By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 17:06

Today, I'm so out of shape that my arm ached after lifting chips out of a Lays bag. FML

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You deserved it 1 186

By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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devildog562 33

Sunday 26 October 2014 22:34

Time to get some exercise. Slow and steady. You may of deserved this but it's never to late to start fixing it.

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 26 October 2014 22:36

GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 50!

Comments

itwontvalidate 18

Monday 27 October 2014 0:05

the only person that can change it is you, maybe its a good time to start working out!

hk1998 8

Monday 27 October 2014 0:21

Is this the same person who had problems squeezing the cupcake icing out of the tube?

pharm121 21

Monday 27 October 2014 1:12

Fatty fatty two-by-four can't fit through the front door. Jk jk. But seriously OP I hope you take some strides toward a healthier lifestyle.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 27 October 2014 1:13

Stairs are tiring...it was down a never ending stair step right? I'll just leave before I get ridiculed

Katthebamf 29

Monday 27 October 2014 1:31

Pun-a-rific

demonfacee 14

Monday 27 October 2014 1:35

It's about time to start exercising more often.

justibbi 11

Monday 27 October 2014 2:07

This is actually quite serious. You need to go see ur dr right away, and do not exercise without first consulting your dr as it may lead to a heart attack, if you haven't already had one. Especially in overweight ppl, the signs of a heart attack can be "covered up" by your body. I have treated a patient with the same exact story before. I am not trying to hate, I just do not want you to get hurt.

nikmiester 7

Monday 27 October 2014 2:35

Time to work out. Pick up that barebell and head over to r/fitness

ostfaiz 18

Monday 27 October 2014 2:53

You should be mentally prepared before getting ready for anything the others are suggesting, think and decide then punch it

blahman234 1

Monday 27 October 2014 4:00

Please schedule an appointment with your primary physician or cardiologist immediately. You likely have very serious heart or lung disease that needs to be fixed! Please!