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Thats unhealthy
Your sister should've asked someone else : )
nobody said she was fat...
ya think
This happens to me but cause of my heart condition. I suggest working out a little bit OP.
go to the gym?
Not everyone can afford to go to the gym lol that's sad but I'd feel the same way I'm outta shape but I have a 16 month old having a kid will keep you active! But I'd stick with maybe eating right like that guy said above and you can do exercises at home make stuff up turn on the tv for the excerise channels do Pilates yoga shit like that and you'll feel better in know time Hun but you gotta stay ACTIVE
you dont have to go to the gym , pick up a sport like soccer ! :P
15-- Everytime I go running to the park, I stare enviously at the people who are playing soccer because they're getting the same exercise I am but are having A LOT of fun while doing it; me, on the other hand have to suffer while screaming "Why God, why?!" in pain when I'm running :(
that's really sad I mean seriously just work out or even run fatty I don't feel sorry for you unless it's some genetic disorder...
People keep recommending P90X. Unless you're paid to advertise or have tried it yourself and saw results, please kindly STFU.
31--You honestly don't see an obvious solution to your problem. 71--P90X works, but so does every other workout. The key is to consistently do it.
Not really. I've been working out for nearly four years and the workout I do gets dull and less effective as my body adapts it. So, every few months, I change my workout to create muscle confusion which gives me more results. If someone was persistent with the same workout, excluding cardio, they would stop getting results as the body does tend to adapt. The key to P90X is muscle confusion which is why they say it works.
83-- Sorry, I thought you implied P90X didn't work by your comment. I agree about muscles adapting to a workout but by the time that happens, you are usually in pretty good shape. It is a good idea to change up your workouts after a few months.
That sounds like me in the future ...
looks like someone may or may not should be interested in getting a gym membership
I don't think this will 'work-out'
67- Seems like this couch moving isn't * puts on sunglasses * Working out YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH
can anyone say cardio??
You cheesy bastard, you. He wrote "say," not write. *saying* cardio!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
cardio
I can understand sweating and being a little tired but almost blacking out? You might want to visit a doctor.
"I'm gonna start going to the gym everyday... Ok maybe once a week... Or I will drive by it every day on my way to McDonalds..." hmmm this sofa looks comfy, I wonder what's on TV tonight?
60 I missed what your argument was?? Not being motivated is an excuse for not working out?
story of my life! :))
I don't like you.. rude
OP must weigh over 400 lbs
are you op's sister ?? lol
17- youre a freaking biter. just stfu & go somewhere else.
If you think you need to be fat to be out of shape, you're grossly mistaken.
but in this instance it does, i mean nearly blacking out? OP has got to be around 400lbs
exactly 122 !!
maybe OP just got tired and over exaggerated the FML so that it could finally be accepted :)
Now see, to me those symptoms scream dehydration rather than out-of-shape. I'll take OP's word for it that he's out of shape, but he probably also could do with a glass of water or two.
I think that's a sign right there.
Lol! I barley listened to that on youtube, I loved it! :D XD
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"I'm gonna start going to the gym everyday... Ok maybe once a week... Or I will drive by it every day on my way to McDonalds..." hmmm this sofa looks comfy, I wonder what's on TV tonight?
go to the gym?