By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
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thaney18 0

Lol I'm picturing it in my head

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MrGold 0

If only you had farted at the same time you would have kept your balance.

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thaney18 0

Lol I'm picturing it in my head

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MrGold 0

I'm picturing poking random girls in my head :p

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insanesna1l 0

im picturing pictures while getting head. also op, if they could harness the power of that sneeze, we could power the world

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dre_bro11 12

#10, I'm sure #1's picturing you in her head too. Jokes people.

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Sniper_Fidelis 1

Or on your "head";)

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seanders 10

I'm picturing #1 giving #10 head while he pokes random girls with the device used to brand cattle.

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thaney18 0

SMFH! I'm guessing I should have said "mind" instead of head.

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missy_n 0

if we could harness the power from ur insanity, we could power the entire universe!

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staceysgenesis16 0

im picturing myself picturing you guys picturing tue pictures that are somewhat humorous to everybody who are reading these comments .. wow tht was stupid .. NVM

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fyl12345678901 0

how in the blue monkey he'll do u do that

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fyl12345678901 0

how in the blue monkey he'll do u do that

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lancerkiddlo 5

I'm picturing it too and it's pretty funny too hahahahaha

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madisonkelly9 0

Hahahahah that sucks! but it's so funny! sorry!

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ImaWiseGuy 5

so what happens when you cough?

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Juliaa15 6

Happened to me once. Although I lost my balance on ice when I sneezed and someone cut up my neck with the skates. What can ya do about it, ya know?

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munkyjunkie 7

So casual about having your neck cut... well i guess there was ice to put on it

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Gamzee_fml 0

BA DUM TUM TSSSSSH hOnK :0)

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ZoroFresh 0

welcome to the dark carnival, ************

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KleenexWaffle 3

Don't laugh at him, that's Snot funny! Haha, just had to sneak a booger joke in :p

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omg112 0

happens to me alot. clumsy much

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KleenexWaffle 3

Those jokes were short lived. Did make me giggle though. Bravo.

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shawnayandell 0

LMAO, that sucks for you but so funny for everyone else. :D

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ImaWiseGuy 5

sweet pj's, rockstar status.........

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MrGold 0

If only you had farted at the same time you would have kept your balance.

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KleenexWaffle 3

But if OP sneezed and farted at the same time, they'd explode. It's true kids, try this one at home!

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Miss_Michaela 10

I once farted, and fell up the stairs..? Nah. I have never done that. But just testing my joke out. :P

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MrGold 0

It was funny at first. Like a small giggle wanted to come out. Then I realized it was a failed attempt. Nice try though. I'm just playing that was funny. lol Must have had some cheese or something for that to happen. Was there a little NASA station around counting down 3,2,1 We have lift off!

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JFloUnknown 24

lmao to both of yall haha

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MuffyStJacques 0

That must have been one hell of a sneeze.

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