If you had electrocuted yourself, you would be dead. That's what electrocution means, death by electric shock.

I'm pretty sure if you electrocuted yourself you'd be dead. I think you mean shocked yourself

If you electrocuted yourself, you'd be dead, idiot. And you're working with the cops? That does not look good.

OP I'm sure you're more than qualified to operate the complicated and expensive equipment your job requires. However, you are not qualified to operate a hairdryer. So either shave you head or go to beauty school long enough to pass Hairdryers 101.

Nice job OP. That takes a special talent to electrocute yourself in the bathroom with modern safety plugs. I give you two thumbs up for creativity on that one.

You may be one of those people that just accumulates a lot of static electricity, My family, much like Peter Griffins family when he has the feetie pajamas, lives in fear of me. I shock them constantly .

Electrocution is a cause of death. You shocked yourself.

Wow that was shockingly cool my friend.

I'm pretty sure it was *puts on glasses* ...SHOCKING!!!

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