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By unemployed not so fast - 02/01/2017 17:55 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I'm trying to enjoy my first day of unemployment after quitting a high-stress/low-pay job. I just got a text from my ex-boss asking if I could come in for a few hours to show my successors how to do something. I worked 60 hours last week creating thorough how-to guides for everything. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 3 January 2017 6:13

The English language has a great word that is just perfect in this situation: No. Google it!

itssnotfunny 24

Tuesday 3 January 2017 6:12

Just leave them to suffer? Unless you need him as a reference for future jobs, I guess. Sorry he ruined your day, OP.

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lordgimp 6

Friday 6 January 2017 4:32

<p>Tell him "Not a problem. I usually consult for $200 an hour, but i'll give you a deal and offer half off."</p>

leo1106 15

Thursday 9 March 2017 0:14

That's quite the nerve you ex boss has. Hope you ignored his text.

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