By Coaldust - 03/01/2017 02:02

Today, my niece stole a bottle of whiskey from me to mix with Monster and get drunk with her boyfriend. It was a bottle of 23-year-old Pappy Van Winkle's that cost over $2000. FML
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nix1993 41

Make her pay for it. Every last penny, no matter how long it takes her. Adjust for inflation if you're feeling particularly aggrieved.

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Squeepy 19

And where did you end up hiding her body?

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Laphog 17

Hold on. She thought monster would taste good with whiskey?

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Cali 54

I don't think we're dealing with a connoisseur, here.

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trollcrusher 17

Most dumb kids don't know how to appreciate the taste of a fine liquor, they often just drink to get hammered. Maybe the purpose of the Monster was to make the taste more tolerable to them, but I'm assuming it was mainly for the rush from combining alcohol and stimulants. Whatever the stunted thought process behind this was, I hope the niece is being held fully accountable! Two grand and over two decades of aging, wasted (no pun intended).

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SamySosa 10

she must be from the generation that thinks crown taste good with mountain dew ?

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TanzWolf 26

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tantanpanda 26

Excuse OP for thinking that the whisky is safe in his own home. Maybe it should just be kept under the bed or something so that it's "safe".

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mrBearBear 11

Or maybe her parents should do a better job of instilling basic morals and logic in their daughter.

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species4872 19

<p>&nbsp;Even parents can't compensate for stupid.</p>

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nix1993 41

Make her pay for it. Every last penny, no matter how long it takes her. Adjust for inflation if you're feeling particularly aggrieved.

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KaiserFlash 4

Also educate her on the finer points of whiskey. As in don't mix ******* whiskey with monster!

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chirstinap325 23

At least she's got good taste, take away the monster though.

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Tripartita 44

Nieces: get your shit together! This isn't the first time today you've ****** things up.

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maemismile 22

Woah, time to talk to her about a payment plan!

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RichardPencil 30

Monster is a sophisticated melange of subtle flavor notes, so it deserves top-shelf bourbon to complement it for the discriminating palette. You couldn't expect your niece to ruin Monster with Everclear or Listerine?

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Squeepy 19

And where did you end up hiding her body?

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Dedski 11

Now we're asking the real questions.

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rgetting 24

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brewmasterg 34

It may have been a gift, or kept for a very special occasion. My fiancé has a bottle of whiskey worth close to $500 which we only bring out when we are celebrating something. Just because someone owns something worth $2000 doesn't mean they have to forfeit the right to disappointment when someone takes it away from them. Also bottles of that price range are usually aged and yes, you can taste the difference.

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Sparkieemae 14

1. It wouldn't matter if you "can't tell the difference. 2. The point is that it was his property and it actully was worth thousands of dollars. 3. You can most definitely tell the difference. 4. It might not have been to "show off" for "friends" something worth that much could easily be a family heirloom or a gift for an important life event like a college graduation or a marriage. 5. Or maybe it was just something he worked his ass off for and saved up his own money to purchase for himself. In any event she had no right to steal it (and ruin it in an honestly offensive way if you actually appreciate top shelf liquor).

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chosha_fml 26

Also, some whiskeys are bought as an investment and increase in value over time.

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