By spitballer1 - 06/07/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML
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SchitzoFRIENDic 0

Well... It WOULD have been really cute. Props for tryin', bro.

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Knockyoudown 0

Lmao that gives such a funny visual but that sucks OP.

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Knockyoudown 0

Lmao that gives such a funny visual but that sucks OP.

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eggnogg 0

they r dogs op not "boy and girl", and #1 ur getting dog visuals?

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Haha; I know, right? xD I love FMLs that make for such a vivid picture in my imagination. Anyways; OP-- roflmao :D that's hilarious. but IMO, the thought was sweet, but I personally don't relish the thought of sharing a piece of spaghetti with someone. wayy too cliche. but your girlfriend probably appreciates what you were trying to do (: but she probably doesn't appreciate washing regurgitated pasta out of her hair.

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nammz 0

yeah #27, because dogs clearly don't have genders

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Shyman4ever 0

Lmfao pwned. You should have let it just pile up in you mouth and not go directly in your throat.

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icehot 0

lmao i havent heard a good twss in a while thank you :)

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sum1killme0901 0

let it pile up or chew. seriously. F A I L but hey nice try dude. do the trick where u lay down and make it impossible to get u up til ur laid. always works.

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SchitzoFRIENDic 0

Well... It WOULD have been really cute. Props for tryin', bro.

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littlemssvixen 3

I guess it will be ok. Your girlfriend won't mind, because you tried to do something sweet and romantic :) xxx

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noonecaresurfat 0

movies =/= real life but if you spew an she stays it was meant to be if you blow chunks and she leaves she's not cool anyways

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orangebananas 0

It should be: "...for my girlfriend and I."

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freddie_fml 0

Wrong. "I made spaghetti for my girlfriend and me" is correct. The first I is already the subject of the sentence. You wouldn't say "I made spaghetti for I," would you?

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skatagurl 0

noone cares dude

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hazzzz12 0

haha you're so wrong trying to be clever!

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skullbuster 0

**** every single member of the grammar police on this site. How arrogant and annoying. FYLs for having nothing better to do than point out usage of me vs. I. PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE!

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AndelleRae 9

You wouldn't say "I made spaghetti for me." either. TECHNICALLY you would said "I made spaghetti for my girlfriend and myself." Take out "my girlfriend and" and you're left with "I made spaghetti for myself." Normally I don't do the grammar Nazi thing, but I just wanted to jump on the bandwagon for some reason. OP- Spaghetti down the throat, not fun. Someone already used the Wayne's World quote, but I'm going to second it.

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sum1killme0901 0

wrong. i made spaghetti for my girlfriend and myself

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Bowler4Ever 0

Oh that sucks! I'm sure it was romantic until the little "accident" FYL!

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sooper 0

Sloppy eating and tons of tomato sauce? Yeah, despite what the movies think, spag. isn't the most romantic meal :/ Bake her a cute cake or something

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Yeah. Spaghetti is messy. Not something to eat on a romantic dinner.

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