Love, Cheating and Suspicious: Where's Shaggy when you need him?

Where's Shaggy when you need him?

By sickofthelies - 24/05/2023 06:00

Today, I'm pretty sure my husband of 8 years is sleeping with the skank who's in the fire department with him. Out of nowhere, he started texting her and wouldn’t come home until 12:30 a.m. for a whole week. When I confronted him about it, he flipped out. Sadly, it won’t be the first marriage she’s ruined. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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Not OK

By Homeles - 16/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML

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Crossroads

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML

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Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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A real mess

By huh? - 09/05/2022 00:01

Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML

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Sting operation

By Anonymous - 11/08/2023 08:00

Today, my husband cheated on me 8 hours into our marriage with one of the barmaids serving drinks at the party. He claimed he was drunk and thought she was me. Kind of hard to claim that when I clearly heard him moaning her name right before I caught them. FML

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By Renée - 25/08/2018 03:30

Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML

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Stepping out

By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 18:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML

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vchan 20

Wednesday 24 May 2023 10:57

It takes two to tango. Your husband also ruined his own mariage.

HayNow 11

Wednesday 24 May 2023 16:10

She didn't ruin a marriage, the married person ruined the marriage. Blame your skanky husband

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vchan 20

Wednesday 24 May 2023 10:57

It takes two to tango. Your husband also ruined his own mariage.

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 24 May 2023 12:26

ask his captain of he's been working late....with her.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 May 2023 14:20

Sometimes firemen have to stay late to maintain their hoses. If you know what I mean. 😉

inthesticks 19

Wednesday 24 May 2023 15:20

Your husband isn't blameless in this even if she is a badge bunny

HayNow 11

Wednesday 24 May 2023 16:10

She didn't ruin a marriage, the married person ruined the marriage. Blame your skanky husband

amd21905 9

Thursday 25 May 2023 22:05

I have been a Paramedic/RN for 25+ years. There are too many fire groupies out there. I have seen A LOT of guy's destroy their life over a piece. Remember people treat you how you ALLOW them to treat you. So you want to work it out? Make him change fire stations. Get counseling. If you report her his name will come out also. She may be a ***** but I am positive no one held a gun to his head.