your a ****** fag dude. come out the closet.

1. She's already your girlfriend, no need to get to her kiss you "by accident". 2. Humans use forks, so if you end up getting the same piece of spaghetti on both forks, she would've broken it anyway. Your own damn fault.

YDI for being a moron?

Aw, romantic!~ Note that most of the people saying that you deserve it for being a moron can't seem to type more than a sentence without making a typo. No worries, the opinions of hypocrites don't count for anything. But still, a very cute little romantic gesture. As a girl, I would adore something like that, if he did it right. Or even if he did it wrong we would probably just giggle and move on... Except, yeah... if he threw up I imagine we'd have to stop and clean up. But then we'd giggle and move on!

And THAT is why you let TRAINED PROFESSIONALS perform such stunts.

Lol, sounds romantic. Next time don't let pasta touch your uvula, or she will enjoy seconds.

It's the thought that counts right? Hopefully she was just as forgiving when she had vomit all over her. :P

You kinda deserve it for trying out a Disney movie move... That, if I may add, happened with fictional dogs. But FYL for, you know... being gross.

how romantic :D

wow that's disgusting. but nice try i guess