Animals, Cats and Cooking: Today, I made my first ever chocolate fudge, which turned out...

By Nylo - 29/01/2018 01:30

Today, I made my first ever chocolate fudge, which turned out really nice. I had a bite and left it on the counter with plastic wrap covering, only to come back later to find my sister's cat pissing on it. FML

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By ChocolateEverywhere - 23/03/2017 00:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids spilled, so the floor got covered in chocolate footprints. The cat then had the great idea to step in the mix, and cover everything else in chocolate paw prints. FML

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By Tray - 25/09/2017 20:13

Today, I had just finished making myself an ice cream cone when my cat puked all over the floor. I set my cone on the counter while I cleaned up, and when I finished, my cat was licking it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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By MonsieurH - 03/04/2014 07:44 - France - Perros-guirec

Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Monday 22 January 2018 11:09

I really dislike how cats walk on countertops, etc. esp. just after using the litter box (per litter granules on their paws).... Yuck!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 29 January 2018 4:19

If the fudge was still edible, that would be a great endorsement for the plastic wrap! I’m not sure they’d want to run that ad during the dinner hour!

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jbuckets_404 38

Monday 22 January 2018 11:09

I really dislike how cats walk on countertops, etc. esp. just after using the litter box (per litter granules on their paws).... Yuck!

hellphone_fml 37

Monday 29 January 2018 2:11

I love making my own chocolate fudge, it's pretty easy to make, but fyl for the ruined fudge

Rhett_15 22

Monday 29 January 2018 2:12

I make my own chocolate fudge every morning.

GoogieWithers 22

Monday 29 January 2018 2:15

Did you know that cats have an advanced sense of smell? They can tell if something is off way before a person. Maybe the cat thought it was helping? But FYL for the cat pissing on the counter.

acmariner99 25

Monday 29 January 2018 2:41

That stinks ... no it really does.

ffc Squall 14

Monday 29 January 2018 4:01

Someone doesn't like chocolate.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 29 January 2018 4:19

If the fudge was still edible, that would be a great endorsement for the plastic wrap! I’m not sure they’d want to run that ad during the dinner hour!

bidet 8

Monday 29 January 2018 4:25

wrap the cat in plastic wrap

_ali__cat_ 14

Monday 29 January 2018 4:49

sounds likes something my cat would do. this morning she hopped on the bed, stop and stared into my eyes and peed on my bed I just washed yesterday. We also cleaned her litter box yesterday.

jfsiv 17

Monday 29 January 2018 20:04

you might want to take your cat to the vet. it probably has a urinary tract infection. they will start pissing everywhere because it hurts to pee in the litter box so they start looking for a place to go where it doesn't hurt.

honestjane 22

Wednesday 31 January 2018 1:34

I thought the same thing. But if they don't seem uncomfortable while urinating, don't bother. I paid a huge vet bill once just so they could tell me that nothing's wrong, my cat is just an asshole.