By nicknack22 - 01/02/2009 15:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML
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WhatThePhuc 0

i believe that's a good review, not a bad one

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imfunny_fml 0

hmm i wonder if she drooled because you were so boring that she fell asleep during sex

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NightElfGod 0

haha i was doing my girl doggy style one day and she started speaking a language she didnt even know.

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imfunny_fml 0

hahahahaha #38 that's hilarioussss

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iamtenyearsago 0

Afterwards you don't really know what to say. I never do, and I'm still in my own world, pretty much. So I basically hide under a pillow until I can get my breath back.

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SOXiiSMYH0Mii3 0

"i was doing my girl doggy style one day and she started speaking a language she didnt even know. aahahahhahahahahahha ....yea drool is good :D

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Pearson_fml 0

congrats, I remember the first time I made your girlfriend ******.

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