By nicknack22 - 01/02/2009 15:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML
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WhatThePhuc 0

i believe that's a good review, not a bad one

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SHIT_A_BANANA 0

AHHHHH HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA GOOD JOB MY FRIEND

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speedydrumstix 0

and this is bad why?

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lich_fml 0

first orgasms are fan-*******-tastic. I don't know why you're complaining. D:

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lawls 0

WTF! deffinatly not an FML more like my life ******* rocks!! i f i was you id be damn proud of myself! LOL and when she said that it was OBVIOUSLY giving you a complement on your techniques!

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lawls 0

WTF! deffinatly not an FML more like my life ******* rocks!! i f i was you id be damn proud of myself! LOL and when she said that it was OBVIOUSLY giving you a complement on your techniques!

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lawls 0

WTF! deffinatly not an FML more like my life ******* rocks!! i f i was you id be damn proud of myself! LOL and when she said that it was OBVIOUSLY giving you a complement on your techniques!

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lawls 0

WTF! deffinatly not an FML more like my life ******* rocks!! if i was you id be damn proud of myself! LOL and when she said that it was OBVIOUSLY giving you a complement on your techniques!

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ZoloF7 0

High five :D I'd be proud of myself :D Unless she was lying. I hate it when girls do that, I'd want to know how I'm doing so I can improve. >.>

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