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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

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MilkShakez 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:15

Thats better than forgetting your pants

moosemonkey1000 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:14

you didnt feel the pebbles on the ground?

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Xathanos 16

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:19

He didn't forget his shoes he was wearing invisable shoes, works so well you'll fool yourself..

ChelsBearr 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:19

Bahahah, Win.

Saltime 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:22

Go back and put them on. It's not that hard...

Cheylea 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:23

Hence the sentence, "long drive to work" apparently driving back is not an option.

Saltime 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:26

"No shoes, no shirt, no service." I'm sure the boss would understand, depending on what his job is.

Acadania 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:22

okay?

SirBedevere 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:22

Build a moat.

bigdawg11 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:23

How could u not tell when u walked out the door ?

HannahForbesxo 13

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:24

Ah, another "I'd forget my own head if it wasn't screwed on" types. I'm surprised you didn't notice the coldness on your feet, regardless of whether you were wearing socks or not.

DeLpHe3zY 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:25

you dont need them lol

brainwash 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:32

Omg that's a recurring nightmare of mines! Hahahaha. Dang I can't believe someone actually did it lol

Imabigbeast 5

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:32

you so gansta'

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