By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

That's a good trick. Really. That's like tripping over your feet and landing on your boss's exposed penis.

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Intoxicunt 5

Maybe I should consider using that as an excuse more often. "I'm sorry, I fell on your wallet in such a way that it landed in my pocket."

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DrunkenValor 0

That's what you get for being eager to work. YDI.

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Intoxicunt 5

That's a good trick. Really. That's like tripping over your feet and landing on your boss's exposed penis.

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Intoxicunt 5

Maybe I should consider using that as an excuse more often. "I'm sorry, I fell on your wallet in such a way that it landed in my pocket."

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DrunkenValor 0

Maybe I should consider getting a managerial job... Lame, that was in response to 4.

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Glubbio 4

I guess that didn't help you being on time....

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plexico 3

You should have used the accidental scratch as the start of an obscenity. Instead of people thinking you're a clumsy idiot, they'll feel sorry for you for being vandalized. The hot suggestion: PLUMPA HUMPA

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sooper 0

Could've been worse, you could have seriously injured yourself :/

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Pun_Intended 0

How close to your porch is your car?!

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ananamoose 0

The real question is how close is your car to a porsche, because if it's a nice ass car, fml, especially a porsche, if you drive one, hopefully you would not be as clumsy as that, although im not saying everyone that drives one isn't clumsy there are probably hundreds of people really clumsy who drive nice cars, just watch an episode of the hills or some crap show like that, how do they not get an accidents every time they drive

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KotaPuppy 0

Ok, captain ADD, let's stay on topic haha

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