Miscellaneous: Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and...

By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2023 15:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work and spent the entire day hobbling around in discomfort. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had forgotten to take remnants of the packing foam out of the tips of the shoes. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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Not a morning person

By vanity113 - 13/06/2013 04:04 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I woke up early to travel to the office headquarters 3.5 hours away for important meetings. After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realised I was wearing my woolen house slippers. They were the only pair of shoes I'd brought on the trip. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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By Bitch its me - 17/01/2009 11:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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Never forget

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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Parked out

By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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MilkShakez 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:15

Thats better than forgetting your pants

moosemonkey1000 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:14

you didnt feel the pebbles on the ground?

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lottaluv 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:35

do you happen to work at a shoe store ;)

maning_fml 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:37

haha,that is funny,i ever wore my coat inside out and left my comb in back pocket,but i guess i will never forget putting shoes on

Oniat 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:46

Sounds like "one of those days." I feel for ya, I have them way too often myself.

ogplusog 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:47

I did that... My job at the time required steel toes. I walked into the (gravel) yard barefoot

sblhaine 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:01

happens to me all the time

LittleMissItalia 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:16

Yeah okay.. you'd feel weird driving without shoes..

Alexzmoo 5

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:26

I did that twice on long road trips.

HannahLambliff 3

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:34

Perfect excuse to go buy new shoes ! :D

bigmanj28 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:35

Only normal people wear shoes in public

IloveyouJon 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:38

at least you wore pants....

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Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML

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Today, I smelled a terrible odor in my house. It seemed to be coming from everywhere. At first, I thought it might be rotten food or a dead animal, then I realized it was my own breath. FML

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Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML

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