Kids: Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

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By 41k312 - 01/11/2016 05:03

Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML

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By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

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By leprechaun23 - 23/04/2012 04:21 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

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By insightful - 20/03/2012 04:33 - Australia

Today, I was warning a girl in my art class to be careful with a Stanley knife, as she had managed to cut her finger quite badly. Just as I said it, I sliced my finger open with a Stanley knife. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By just the tip, though - 28/01/2014 17:06 - United States - Grovetown

Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML

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K_kanaka 26

Friday 16 March 2012 11:56

Well OP you have shown them how not to use one

MattBC97 4

Friday 16 March 2012 11:56

I'm sure the kindergartners loved to see that...

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pixieloveunicorn 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:28

FAIL

unkown7866 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 9:07

Ha you ****

crazyblackchick 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 9:31

Watch closely, children. This is how you fail.

BunBunBabe 8

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:38

Somewhere out there little kids are purposefully stapling their appendages... Way to go

sensboltsfan84 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:51

Good job, since they're too young to be learning how to use a stapler

fuzz97 23

Sunday 5 May 2013 7:50

amazing

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 26 August 2013 1:29

you're a keeper

gAt_d 26

Friday 8 November 2013 23:06

At least you showed them what not to do.

atm3334 5

Saturday 21 December 2013 6:13

Still not as bad as super gluing 2 fingers together

Sudoc 29

Wednesday 20 May 2015 19:51

Kind of like that guy who was showing a classroom full of kids a gun (I'm not sure why) and said that he was the only one in the room qualified to handle the gun and then promptly shot himself in the leg.

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