By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
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txgirl2013 14

Show your switch blade skills on his face.

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GhettoXmuffin 7

This is why I'm not having kids

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nubx 0

Haha looks like you won't be performing for a while

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Torva_fml 16

Of coarse he will.. Performers Gota perform.

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rahavan 15

FYL OP some kids are assholes but someday they'll meet karma. Anyway some chicks dig scars ;) so there is always an upside.

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coolboy675 16

I used to show off my switch blade skills, but then I took a rubber band to the face.

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kyarush 10

Should have rushed him with the knife screaming "is that funny!!!!????" and made him shit his pants.

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jennyvieve 8

I thought it said a kid threw a rubber at me lol

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rahavan 15

73 where did that come from? I cannot see why you are so upset at this man for entertaining people with the gifts he has been given.

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Justforlolz 14

What's so funny #1? I doubt you would chuckle and giggle in the same predicament. Don't believe me? Let's experiment!

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Alexunited1212 2

24- all these Skyrim jokes almost make you wish for a nuclear winter...

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imustbeinsane 2

85- Unfortunately he appears to have Repressed Angry Nerd with a Superiority Complex Syndrome.

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ImFrackinBored 13

Switchblade or butterfly knife? I don't quite understand how you can perform skills with a switchblade as theres only a safety mech, a lock, and the button to release the spring... Either way it's never fun cutting into a finger :(

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txgirl2013 14

Show your switch blade skills on his face.

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ColdplaySucks 18

"For my next performance I'll show you how to properly throw knives. I've got a special guest here with me..."

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racerapj 10

"Do you wanna know how I got these scars!"

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SHANK_a_F00 4

The last time I decided to show off my switchblade skills, I got a MOAB >_>

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ninjuh_wingman 29

That kid is the most awesome shot ever.

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jackassiddy 8

I'm sure when the kid's mom told the father she finally got pregnant he said the same thing..

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thisisafunnyname 12

4, probably thinks that the rubber band was shot so well that when it hit OP, OP started bleeding profusely

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GhettoXmuffin 7

This is why I'm not having kids

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yumlicious 4

I'm pretty sure 1 person abstaining from parenthood will not cause extinction upon an entire race. But what do I do know?

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Lythiaren 8

#38, if you're so concerned, why don't you pick up #5's slack? I'm sure you'll have a ball.

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WordSmyth 2

7 billion... That's the world population. Pretty sure we could do without.

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starlitmuse7 0

Why? You know what a little shit you were? ;)

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Dflips 0

Well you dont know how to spell haha

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sinking_fish 12

Im pretty sure the world could deal with a couple less "ghetto muffins" in the world.

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yumlicious 4

We do not need any more "sinking fish" either.

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fricknugget 3

hahaha my friend told me he'd rather have aids than have kids

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failsammich 0

damn kids and their hippity hop and their rock music lol.

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fistnazal 10

Damn kids w they're books with faces own' 'em.. mah'spaces.. tweeter's and twahter's! Listenin' to little weezer's, whacker flacker's and wizard khalifer's! They stank and ah' hate 'em!

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rahavan 15

Why can't we all get along? beside it's those kids with that rap music that's the worse!

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instnt1nfction 17

Damn kids with their fuckity ****** comments

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NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Damn kids with their damn flying machines, glow boxes, and roller boards

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NeonBluee 8

28 - You shouldn't judge people by the genre of music they listen to. I'm a fan of rap and hip hop, doesn't make me a bad person. I'm actually really shy and do well in school. Don't judge a book by its cover, common sense.

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graham11 14

28- I listen to rap and hip hop all the time but I'm still normal. Just because you listen to a genre of music doesn't make you the devil personified.

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elementalz 2

Sorry graham but no1 with that picture is normal

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1221jamw 11

Sorry Elementalz, but anybody that fails to spell out "No one," isn't normal.

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ColtsDoug18 0

Now that's what I call a show, the audience must have been intrigued!

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bizarre_ftw 21

The injuring incident immensely intrigued the audience? Alliteration?

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brick_man33 14

must have been a hell of a show.

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Znickanator 0

You dont know who i am but i know where you live. By Dale Gribble.

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Heeeerroin 5

The one eyed midget!

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jackassiddy 8

It seems as though your ninja skills need a little work if a rubber band messed up your focus that badly..

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FYLDeep 25

At least he didn't shoot an arrow at your knee.

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D37H100 5

I use to be an arrow, but then i took a Chuck Norris to the knee

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FYLDeep 25

I'm sorry, but I don't feel like you were taking me seriously. This is a real problem. A lot of people have been taking arrows to the knee lately.

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TheJashinist 8

I don't think the 'arrow to the knee' jokes are funny. At all.

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FYLDeep 25

You think this is a joke? Have you no heart?

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heimdallr 14

I don't think the "Arrow to the knee" meme is even remotely funny, either.

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brianjman14 22

Shut up, Makarov! You killed Soap, you bastard! :P

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Wazilla 0

I used to be an adventurous arrow but then i got stuck in a knee.

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antmanzero 8

I used to be able to do switchblade tricks, but then I took a rubber band to the knee.

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CaptainTwiggy 0

29 is just bitter after taking an arrow to the knee.

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