By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
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alwaysalady 0

I watched my brother stick a butter knife through his hand once. THROUGH IT! Just because something is dull doesn't mean it can't cause damage.

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loschepp 0

I cut myself with a plastic spoon once. :p

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loschepp 0

I cut myself with a plastic spoon once. :p

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fmltiligothigh 0

^ ftw!! a plastic spoon is better than scissors

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jazzmin1997 16

Yeah but those are real killer instruments.

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alwaysalady 0

I watched my brother stick a butter knife through his hand once. THROUGH IT! Just because something is dull doesn't mean it can't cause damage.

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midnightlime 0

They Make Emo Tools for kids now?

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NikkiSixx22196 5

**** you redneck **** go shag a niggers left shackle! there's nothing wrong with emos

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JN226 0

hahaha #13 :)and #9 HEHEHE :)

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bamm_fml 0

lol ive done that before! it hurts =o .. i also bite my nails sometimes and they get jagged and i sometimes accidentally scratch my face on the way to fix my hair lol, pwnt by self

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FdUp195 0

I was going to say "my friend cut himself on a plastic safety knife while eating dinner on a school trip". then i read #9

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C2Norton 0

If it helps, my sister cut the tip of my middle finger off with one of those "kid" scissors when I was 4. They put it back on but still, freaking kiddie scissors.

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