OK Shaggy

By Notakidpusher - 24/11/2015 03:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my coworker brought her 3-year-old son to work with her. When introducing him to me, she dropped her bag and bent over to pick it up, knocking him over with her butt in the process. When she stood up, she noticed he was sitting on the ground crying. She then accused me of pushing him over. FML
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RandomLG94 21

Maybe she's just joking? She MUST have felt her butt bump into him.... Sorry OP :(

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lat187 18

I bet you're the butt of all the office jokes.

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Comments

lonely28 20

That sucks. But if she doesn't believe you over something that silly, she isn't worth it.

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niallo 23

The kid is 3. It should be able to talk. Ask it. Problem solved.

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RandomLG94 21

Maybe she's just joking? She MUST have felt her butt bump into him.... Sorry OP :(

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jtthegr8 26

She must have a really huge butt not to feel knocking over her own kid with it

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AndrewMoreira14 19

I doubt this would be an FML if she were joking lol

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neuronerd 28

Maybe she wearing that weird padded butt underwear. I mean it had to be pretty big to knock over a kid anyway.

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mwali02 32

Some people are really just that fat that they won't notice a thing. Hope she doesn't knock her kid over like that unknowingly at home, too!

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Xandrick 22

Wow. That is a complete "Bruh." moment...

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Oppression_fml 19

Better be a cctv to prove your story or you might end up in jail for a long time. Good luck bub.

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MrSassypants 32

It doesn't work that way, wolverine. You don't go to jail for pushing a kid on the floor, especially if you didn't even do it.

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tranced_ 45

Jail? you watch a lot of crime shows don't ya?

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MonstreBelle 29

Unfortunately the law doesn't take the heinous act of baby butting seriously and doesn't treat it like the crime it is. Something about real crimes being more important or some shit like that.

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XxDanno316xX 27

If you want to call someone stupid, you might want to use proper English or you will seem like the stupid one :)

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deitcocaine 14

Today I was playing with my mom at her work and then this big meany pushed me over and put it on FML.

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ShyVi 18

#41 Correction, "and tried to blame it on my mom's ass"

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Accurate_Vision 31

She definitely noticed. It's likely she just didn't want to own up for her own mistake and blamed you for it. Don't worry, at least the kid knows you didn't push him and will probably tell his mother she knocked him down.

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lat187 18

I bet you're the butt of all the office jokes.

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MidnaLink 33

And she didn't notice you weren't near enough to push him?

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Soninuva 41

You did it. No ifs, ands, or butts about it!

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mixximoo 24

She was probably just embarrassed that her butt is that big. Sorry OP

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toastbrot 9

you don't have to have a really big butt to push someone over with it... she was just clumsy and didn't realise it.

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MsFit 17

Oh my God. Becky, look at her butt. It's so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But you know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute. I mean, her butt. It's just so big. I can't believe it. It's just so round. It's like out there. I mean, gross!

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