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By KiloLima01 - 08/01/2009 03:59 - Australia

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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By touched - 10/02/2009 11:30 - Philippines

Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By Dannnn - 10/06/2021 10:59

Today, I met a super gorgeous girl at the bar. We laughed together over drinks and it was all perfect, until she told me she wasn’t from this town. We hugged goodbye and she left. When I went to pay our tab, I realized I’d been pickpocketed by her. FML

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By mehdi-online - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

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Thursday 25 June 2009 3:03

How do you know you didn't just forget it on the bus? :P

mariahrawks 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 7:32

oh this comment confuses me.

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emadd123 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:02

dude that sucks

Flamersplamer 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:49

idiot phone loses a and claims it stolen got , so fail it broke english, here what is should been have said. Today, i dropped my phone. FML

Ayselen 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 3:10

LOL That same thing happened to my brother and it tirns out that he'd been dating my bestfriend.

ubergrunt 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 9:08

I saw this same one with the girl/guy role reversed, ******* troll

xNephilim 18

Thursday 25 November 2010 3:19

Hm, I definitely trust people too much. I would've thought I lost my phone, not that she stole it.

ZzkekekezZ 0

Friday 13 January 2012 4:58

It took 4 hours to wait and use a bus?

drummerp64 16

Thursday 7 November 2013 4:47

Maybe it was a Greyhound.

junkusernamexyz 17

Wednesday 11 March 2015 1:40

OH MY HOLY ******* GOD DON'T YOU EVEN GET ME STARTED ON GREYHOUNDS. So one time a few years ago, I was going on a 5-6 hour ride with my grandma to visit my dad in the hospital. TWELVE HOURS. Do you know how ******* boring Sodoku gets after TWELVE HOURS?