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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By KiloLima01 - 08/01/2009 03:59 - Australia

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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By mehdi-online - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 25 March 2017 13:07

*I do think For ****'s sake, why can't we edit our comments anymore? I have to say, the recent site overhaul is ass.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 25 March 2017 13:04

I don't think he's pissed at himself because he forgot to ask her out, not at her because he was denied his rightful access to her genitals. Wanting to ask someone out is actually pretty normal and not the same thing as thinking you are entitled to her affections.

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sasquatchius 3

Saturday 25 March 2017 12:23

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Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 25 March 2017 13:04

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 25 March 2017 13:07

*I do think For ****'s sake, why can't we edit our comments anymore? I have to say, the recent site overhaul is ass.

zedjaleaf1 11

Saturday 25 March 2017 15:39

The FML here is that we live in an age that someone not using an online dating format to meet someone is completely taboo and ruining social interaction for people.

maritime1992 5

Saturday 25 March 2017 15:42

why, because he didn't swipe right on her on tinder, it's creepy? not everyone meets dates on Craigslist. get a grip. let me guess, you're a feminist?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 March 2017 16:36

That's so stupid! Asking for her name and number isn't a commitment to a sexual relationship. In fact, because HE didn't ask her for her name, at least, SHE might think he's not interested in her.

Tiny Terror 19

Saturday 25 March 2017 16:37

Well he'll never know now cause he didn't even get a chance to ask. He's just upset that it completely slipped his mind that he didn't get her number until after she was gone. For all you know, she would've been flattered and wanted to pursue a relationship with him. You're reading waaaay too into this!

Yudith 24

Saturday 25 March 2017 13:46

With any luck, this is the same girl you have chatted with before and you will see her again. Write "ask the cute girl her name and phone #" on the top of your hand so you don't forget next time.

haleylynn001 4

Saturday 25 March 2017 20:33

I second this. Make a note and keep your eyes open. Good luck!

Tiny Terror 19

Saturday 25 March 2017 16:38

Aw, sounds like something I would do op! Since this is the second time it happened, fingers crossed that there will a third time and you remember!! :)

Emiweb 9

Saturday 25 March 2017 18:20

Well, it seems she didn't ask you, either.

tmocwaledi 2

Tuesday 28 March 2017 21:06

????

species4872 19

Saturday 25 March 2017 18:30

Especially when it's been the same girl.

OhPuhleeze 23

Saturday 25 March 2017 21:58

It seems once is a coincidence, twice is ___________ seems appropriate here..

Luke Thompson 2

Sunday 26 March 2017 3:39

I've had that happen. Recently too. Gorgeous girl was apparently hitting on me and I didn't have a clue. Asked a co worker about it turns out she was. I'm not used to getting hit on by beautiful girls so I treated her obvious questions like regular questions.