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By kenabrookee - 03/04/2013 05:48 - United States - Northridge

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:08

How did people get to despise others based on race, skin colour or religion?

coolboy675 16

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:13

Sounds like this was Mormon you bargained for.

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swampbaby985 30

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:06

Don't take him so seriously?

5sonic 22

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:34

I'm sorry but I've seen the Book of Mormon four times... It's really ******* funny.

LaLince 40

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:08

Does your boyfriend know you're a Mormon?

Bakarra 22

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:15

Even if the boyfriend did know, he likely wouldn't say anything. It would just seem like an argument that didnt need to be had IMO

oj101 33

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:08

How did people get to despise others based on race, skin colour or religion?

echo998 2

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:37

with the Mormon hate, the dad probably has heard only bad things about them or it's the door-to-door thing. I'm sorry to any Mormon but that is annoying to a lot of people.

ocramavaf 15

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:09

sometimes people say things like that without actually meaning them, doesn't excuse them just grow thick skin and if it comes up again explain to him what being a Mormon is actually about if not disown him

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:11

You don't have to be Mormon (or member of any religious group whatsoever) to be a (nasty, polygamist, cultist) freak. If you're a nice person, I'm sure his dad will gladly change his opinion.