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By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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By whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

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You deserved it 3 338

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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You deserved it 4 869

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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You deserved it 3 146

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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You deserved it 1 710

By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 319

By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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theuns 8

Friday 10 June 2011 16:21

you can go out to party's together and be best friends. how weird and awkward would that be?

FMLandurstoo 9

Friday 10 June 2011 16:23

Did you go to highschool together?

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FML_TROLL 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:10

Lol Congrats to your dad, maybe you guys can got to your highschool reunions together!

Just_Peed 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:19

"Man, you never told me you had fraternal twins":D

soulfulemo 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:22

atleast you won't have trouble bonding..

thomas357 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:56

ya only she (mother in law) is ******* (kids) dad. no won't have problem bonding

Shortyy10 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:24

omg that sucks I would hate her

jiggyjigsaw 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:40

it could be worse you could've been older than her or you could've had a fling with her lol

mhinaj 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:41

that sucks dick

nleighane 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:36

she prolly does too

Stupend0us 7

Friday 10 June 2011 18:45

If you're dad has money I hope he is getting a prenup. And you really should try talking some sense into him.

hisHoneyBunny 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:46

wow...that's highly disturbing and gross. I really feel bad for you...

SunDropGirl 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:47

uuuuhh that's just sick and wrong!!

lowshadows 21

Friday 10 June 2011 19:09

now that's just morally wrong. Who does that?!..(sarcastic tone)

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Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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