Miscellaneous: Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we...

By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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You deserved it 4 079

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By whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 861

You deserved it 3 338

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 351

You deserved it 4 629

By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 047

You deserved it 4 869

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 702

You deserved it 3 146

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 148

You deserved it 1 710

By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 018

You deserved it 1 686

By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 781

You deserved it 3 363

Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 398

You deserved it 4 247

Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 444

You deserved it 3 319

By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 108

You deserved it 2 829

theuns 8

Friday 10 June 2011 16:21

you can go out to party's together and be best friends. how weird and awkward would that be?

FMLandurstoo 9

Friday 10 June 2011 16:23

Did you go to highschool together?

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emiliewhlrs402 0

Friday 10 June 2011 23:03

ewwww!!

oldnavysnake 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:01

eww thats gross!

novadebi 4

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:39

EWW you jus can't look at ur dad the same way anymore

cumverg 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:50

Some dads deserve my avatar better than I do :l

SweetInk 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:56

ask your dad to set you up with one of his friends, then he might get how weird it is for you when his daughter is the one with an old man!

Black_Barbie_15 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 1:14

XD yea, thats pretty messed up!!

nicolangelo 5

Saturday 11 June 2011 2:00

pimp.

gabletz 2

Saturday 11 June 2011 2:54

eeeeeewwwww

ashleii2010 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 3:58

omg that'd be creepy!

lol32360 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:31

AWKWARD..

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Today, I got some spam stating that I'd have no love life in the coming 10 years if I didn't reply to it. So, no different to the last 10 years then. FML

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Same thing different taste

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