Love: Today, I met the perfect girl. She was beautiful, smart, and... - FML

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By rawr117 - 07/06/2017 02:00

Today, I met the perfect girl. She was beautiful, smart, and funny. She was also pregnant. FML

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Druu 53

Wednesday 7 June 2017 2:57

Just because there's a bun in the oven doesn't mean you need to stop baking.

readingrachel 9

Wednesday 7 June 2017 2:10

And she's perfect right? Grow some balls and ask her out. She's PERFECT

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Moerighan 23

Wednesday 7 June 2017 10:28

I fail to see a problem unless she is already taken.

exodeus 9

Wednesday 7 June 2017 12:24

I can understand the OP, being pregnant would make me run for the hills of I met a girl. Not everyone wants kids or to be stuck looking after someone elses.

Letteh 20

Wednesday 7 June 2017 17:57

It depends - if she's single and u don't mind kids, ask her out! But I could understand if you didn't want kids or to raise another guys kid or if she was taken etc

afallingstar 22

Wednesday 7 June 2017 21:17

Well if your my ex that doesn't matter...neither does having a husband.

cornyrob 33

Thursday 8 June 2017 2:26

Don't judge. Ask her out.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Thursday 8 June 2017 7:37

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 8 June 2017 15:07

Not everyone wants children. Simple as that.

GhostFox 33

Friday 9 June 2017 8:43

If she's pregnant and that is a problem for you, she obviously isn't "perfect" to you.

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