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By rawr117 - 07/06/2017 02:00

Today, I met the perfect girl. She was beautiful, smart, and funny. She was also pregnant. FML
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Druu 53

Just because there's a bun in the oven doesn't mean you need to stop baking.

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readingrachel 9

And she's perfect right? Grow some balls and ask her out. She's PERFECT

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GIJoefan 6

Why should that make any difference? As long as she doesn't try to use you as an insta-babysitter, I think things should still be okay.

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readingrachel 9

And she's perfect right? Grow some balls and ask her out. She's PERFECT

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tonyromoy1 13

I am pretty sure she is married and that is why OP put this on FML

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Sinshine 28

It says she's pregnant. That doesn't mean she's married or even has a partner right now. I'm sure if being married was the issue, it would say so in the FML

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bobsanction 18

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GhostFox 33

One: Way to say that no matter how great of a person a woman is, she's worthless unless she has sex with a guy because he wants it. You're a real shining example of humanity. Two: The act that led to the pregnancy could have been non-consensual, or she could be a surrogate.

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Druu 53

Just because there's a bun in the oven doesn't mean you need to stop baking.

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bogolopian 12

I suppose it guarantees that you can't make her pregnant.

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Stiggy626 25

idc what anyone says, that's funny

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draghkar 18

Perfection cannot be assessed in a day. What seems perfect can turn out to be a neurotic pain in the ass. What really matters is that you find the imperfect one, whose imperfections are what make her special. Relax, keep looking.

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katluvr 22

Best answer. Wish I'd have thought of that.

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Stiggy626 25

I think it's ridiculous that you say she's perfect but her being pregnant ruins it.... Faith in humanity -1

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Cali 54

Raising a child is a huge deal! Even if the mother is perfect, OP might not be ready to take on that much responsibility with her.

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