Love: Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink...

By single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

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By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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By ragingwaffles - 13/08/2014 04:25 - United States - Chico

Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By My Life Is Just PERFECT - 30/03/2013 15:29 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML

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astralvagan 20

Monday 21 October 2013 9:34

damn, Lance Armstrong must be broke as hell!

ms31_fml 3

Monday 21 October 2013 9:33

Wait? So if you ride a bike, you are poor? What if he lived nearby? Or his car was in the shop or didn't want to drive? Gold diggers are terrible people. Stop being one.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Monday 21 October 2013 14:18

I'm sure that the call was more of a "rescue call," and that the story about the friend's birthday was a ruse.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 21 October 2013 14:48

Blind dates are not usually the way to go...sorry OP...

kalilamb 7

Monday 21 October 2013 15:26

plenty of fish in the sea. :) everyone has a soulmate just depends if you want one or not.

AshleaJstudent 16

Monday 21 October 2013 15:59

Sounds like he just wanted a free meal. You're better off. :)

JaneChemi_fml 21

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:31

he left after one drink

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 21 October 2013 16:11

Probably didn't have any place in his tight fitting biker pants for a wallet, or proper manners.

NotoriousLES 14

Monday 21 October 2013 16:39

On the bright side, you only wasted 15 minutes of your life with him. Could have been worse.

saraitkddh 47

Monday 21 October 2013 17:12

she deserves someone better

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 21 October 2013 17:26

Well, at least you found out pretty quickly what a jerk he is. No need to go on a second date with this idiot.

rooneygirl420 13

Monday 21 October 2013 17:43

Lol wow what a moron. Either he's such a douchebag that he doesn't even know his friend's birthday or he's such a douchebag that he couldn't just be honest and say he wasn't interested. Either way, you're better off. I hope you have better luck on your next date