By wtf - 30/05/2012 21:34 - United Kingdom - Staines

Today, I met up with my dad after having worked abroad for the past six months. Apparently, during that time he's had a mid-life crisis or been snorting a few too many turds, because he's now some sort of hippie calling himself "Memnoch of Pleiades". FML
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stevenJB 25

The hell does that mean? O.o

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Pentium_4 27

Memnoch of Pleiades probably sounds much better when you're tripping on Acid

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shawnaishere 14

Wonder what happen over the course of 6 months. Hopefully he doesn't get a wife that's your age.

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ICastillo 24

Those damn freeloading hippies all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

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Trisha_aus 15

All right, I'm naming my first born that

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thurjones 6

Is "snorting turds" some kind of new euphemism for doing bumps of heroin? Because it's brown?

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Wolveslikepie 4

It's actually white as a powder, it just turns brown after its melted to be injected. not that I know this from experience or anything...

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thurjones 6

I'm pretty sure you don't need personal experience to know that the color of heroin varies widely, depending on where it's made, how it's made, and with what it's been cut. Pure powdered heroin is white. Stereotypical heroin is brown powder. There's tar from Mexico, but since this FML is posted from England, it's unlikely to be that. Almost as unlikely as someone's dad using heroin in an FML and having it be disguised with a distracting euphemism that no one understands. Source: I work in a strip club. All you need is Google, though.

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kimg0885 23

Better than meta world peace I guess?

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hockeyoceancity 13

Your profile picture makes what you said sound so much better lol.

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ilovesuju 10

OP if your having family problems I feel bad for ya, I've got 99 problems but a hippie dad ain't one.

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mhopper 13

Whatever happened to frequenting bars, hitting on younger women, and flashy sports cars?

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weepingangel_fml 7

So he's been sticking poop up his nose??

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kittenvks 11

You have pin pointed the problem 21!

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Il_Maestro 6

Given his picture, I don't think 21 understands what the problem with that is.

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BellaKeat 1

Be careful if he tells u to meet ur space brothers and sister

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FarscapeSDC 9

Okay, I say this on a lot of FML's but, I despair for humanity when I read about people like this. He's either mentally unhinged, in which case you should get him psychiatric help; or he's an idiot that's been taken in by some crazy religious beliefs, in which case you should also get him psychiatric help.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I despair more for humanity when people can't loosen the **** up.

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esines 9

What kind of religion calls there people stuff like Memnoch of Pleaides. If I misspelled, my bad cause I can't see the FML while replying.

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austin101123 3

Not psychiatric help. He needs to get weened off of it. I think snorting turds means doing meth. If so, he definitely needs to be weened off of it and kept under control and have lots of support. Going to a psychiatrist while you are on meth will do you nothing.

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FarscapeSDC 9

Yeah, if he's on drugs, he needs rehab, then counselling.

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