A friend of mine had a nightmare where she was in the crowded school hallway, sitting on a toilet peeing. She said everybody was pointing and laughing, while she just sat there. She said woke up and realized she had to go to the bathroom for real.

Get off the damn toilet Noor!!!!

Oh no the suction!!!

Classic stress dreams. In college, mine was always that I either totally forgot about a class until the day of the final, or discovered at the final I had been attending the wrong section all semester.

I had a reoccurring dream where I had forgotten that I signed up for a class. I had it so often that I actually freaked out one morning and got ready for said class before realizing I wasn't taking it.

depends OP could be in a single room.

Until they find out that you are just average, which will make you look like an arrogant douche.

I don't know man, in this age of Yolo and Swag, most smart people are labeled unpopular nerds.

Have you seen the hipsters?

Also, most schools start sometime in the first week of September, unless its one of those specialty schools that runs on a different schedule. But for most schools it's safe to assume that you'll be starting sometime between the 3rd and 5th of September, so there's no reason to be off by two whole weeks.

the saying is better late than never.

ahh... the wise ass.

^ ahh... the dumbass

wrong fml im afraid.

Missing the first two days might be missing syllabus days, but in my experience, professors start right away. I've never been lucky enough to have one that only goes over the syllabus on the first day. And having missed an entire week, OP has definitely gone beyond missing just the syllabi for his various classes.

The first week of school is more than just the syllabus day. I've had class for two days and we are already done with chapters 1 and 2.