By jkin47 - 04/08/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
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jtag017 0

hahahahhahah what ******* college are you going to?

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gozar_fml 1

You are totally gonna streak the Quad at Midnight'

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MotherGrimm 0

Talk about a good time. =P

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kidsanchez1 4

well better that then a douchebag

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ohthebloodygore 16

Boyfriend/roommate in one. FTW op :p go get your man.

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xACIDDx 0

Good Luck with that one >.>

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Zoh_Aubrey 8

Who wear short shorts?! lol

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ohthebloodygore 16

30 - I do. Fun to sleep in. I'm assuming you meant 'What guy uses short shorts?'

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skroal 7

YDI for moving into your college apartment for the next year. Then a 45 year old guy with a mustache wearing short shorts came to the door, he will be your new roommate.

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hahoon11 0

hey just invade your not 21 yet you have someone to buy you alcohol I bet he knows how to throw a sick party ;)

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MyChemical_fml 0

LMAO best.. post... EVAR.

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rebbee 0

WTF man? So annoying. i hope you get moderated

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skroal 7

Even I found that annoying, my trolling days are over. Nah, just kiddig.

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kfrizzle2 4

Lol he's topless. Getting ready for an all-nighter already. Nice.

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lurchin_10 0

sounds like a wannabe version of Carl from aqua teen, not quite on Carl's level but he is trying

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HeatherXCore 0

awwww yeeeaahhh :D he sounds like a hunka hunka burnin' love.

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kennylou 0

Sounds like fun :3 YDI For being a party pooper.

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Heaven_At_Night 0

Yeah u never know. He could be a dope ass pimp! Then ull party all dhe time. Don't judge people by first impressions. :)

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thorfinntheassri 0

surprise butt secks?

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Jonkbaby 22

YOU'RE ROOMATES WITH TOBIAS FÜNKE?? :D

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HandOfClod 0

Why are you including short shorts, they're awesome! I'm a guy and wear them all the time. Especially when I work out! And listening to "Lets get physical".

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jplumbob 4

Skroal. Are you so mentally challenged that the only reply you can make is to repeat the original post? You are pretty lame. Oh I see it now. You lack the education to think independently. You fail.

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FunnyWeasel 7

that's bogus as ****!

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theFMLwhore5 0

damn. stop taking all of the sexy roommates! :p

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Heck ya finally an FML from Iowa that doesn't suck! =D

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time4coffee 3

Could be worse- could be a 45 yo woman with no shirt and a mustache

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pop2it 5

you could get another creepy person and hav e a threesome

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bobwaswow 0

at least he's not gay... oh whait never mind

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Gerblat 0

Wait, his mustache was wearing short shorts?

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ryguy997 0

keep a knife with u at all times invade he tries to rape you

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joooeee 3

at least your roommate isn't dwight shrute. I hate when that happens to me

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swifft_fml 0

heyy there sailor;D aha time to start a Village People cover band;)

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that1guyyy 12

36 are you the one on the left or the right? jw..

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skroal 7

YDI for watching old re-runs of Battlestar Galactica

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xjerseyedge 0

me yoo, yuh be gotten a problem wit daht homie g dog?

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andbullockstome 3

#120: Syntactically? Nah, not necessarily.

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mr_miyagi 0

86 arrested development win

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Ninjarawwr 6

the whole situation is just a tad bit weird! haha.

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jtag017 0

hahahahhahah what ******* college are you going to?

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eggjuggler 0

Take notes! This guy sounds awesome! =D

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bleigh 0

take advantage!! he's probably the life of the party! and maybe has had some pedo related experiences, so ya your life sucks.. watchout!

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