Work: Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes...

By Kingofbosses - 22/08/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 03/09/2019 20:00

Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML

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By jkin47 - 04/08/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

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By simon - 23/07/2009 22:09 - Canada

Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2014 02:13 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML

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By akward - 04/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By jan420 - 09/11/2012 22:03 - Norway - Moss

Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

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By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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By TrailerTrash - 20/03/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I had artfully managed to avoid anyone knowing that I was moving into a trailer park. I showed up at the trailer where all my friends, co-workers, and exes were waiting. My parents knew I was feeling down and wanted to throw me a surprise 'moving in' party. FML

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Thursday 22 August 2013 16:02

Wow that sucks. I hope you'll be able to catch up with your classes

BubbleGrunge 18

Thursday 22 August 2013 16:03

Way to make a grand entrance OP! Now, buckle down, you've missed a lot of work!

Comments

DeeLaShee 13

Thursday 22 August 2013 20:34

A lot of you keep saying he probably got dropped from classes so he wasted a semester or go home & try again next semester.Its really not that serious.He could enroll in different classes or even the same classes but with different professors, you have late enrollment and time to drop classes & pick up different classes without penalty for at least a week.Its not the end of his college career.Some of you are such drama queens.

hookumsnivy 6

Thursday 22 August 2013 20:46

Not everyone is meant to go to college. I would take it as a sign and save your money (or is it your parents' money?). You obviously aren't cut out for it if you mess up something like that so badly.

Goblin182 26

Friday 23 August 2013 16:14

If OP can't remember when he is supposed to start, he's gonna have a hard time in the work world too.

DerFox 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 20:57

I don't understand why this is serious. Last year i missed the first three weeks of University(I was pretty seriously ill) but all the same i had no problem catching up. But i suppose my uni does an awful lot of online uploading, including classes/projects/etc so we are lucky in that respect. Maybe its harder to catch up elsewhere?

crisanba 18

Thursday 22 August 2013 21:37

Sounds like my locker days all over again

hannah_shore23 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 21:44

Maybe next time you should make sure you have the days correct. lol.

gAt_d 26

Thursday 22 August 2013 21:51

How did you not know that?

Sir_drink_alot 20

Thursday 22 August 2013 23:11

Not really a big deal, they never teach anything in the first week anyway

davincidasecond 24

Friday 23 August 2013 8:57

What?! Which college have you been going to? In my experience, professors start teaching the day the course begins, or the second day of the course, if you're lucky.