Health: Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so...

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By MissSmarts - 14/12/2009 01:27 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By ash - 18/05/2016 20:00 - United States - Winnebago

Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2022 11:59

Today, my daughter got her first period, so I went and got some products for her, certain that I knew what was needed. The lady cashier took one look in my basket and sympathetically asked if it was my daughter's first period and if I wanted help, since I clearly had no idea what I was doing. FML

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Saturday 1 August 2009 2:24

Hank: "'Vagiclean', huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?" Mrs. Bittman: "Excuse me?" Hank: "No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. [SNIFF] Put a rush on that."

papillonrouge_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:14

Wow. Now THIS is a true FML. You being careful, and the universe just being against you.

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buunana 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 11:51

Hahahhahahahha Mean as hell, but even funnier

JimmyBob_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:38

When I'm buying something embarrassing.... I always bring a little piece of paper with me so it looks like a list. I stare at the product and then the list.... and have an uncertain look on my face. People think I'm buying it for someone else. (it doesn't work when your buying a fake ****** thou)

plexico 3

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:53

Go home, put on a CD by the Yeastie Boys and make some bread.

plexico 3

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:01

You should have tried. . . ****-ON , Apply directly to the ****! ****-ON , Apply directly to the ****! ****-ON , Apply directly to the ****! ****-ON , Apply directly to the ****! ****-ON , Apply directly to the ****!

TwelveStarDay 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:29

you are embaressed about 5 people finding out in the store, but dont really mind telling the thousands of people who look at this site? pffft fyl some more

plasticspoons 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 17:55

LOL I feel really sorry for you. FYL

kirstiem 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:45

I used to work at a grocery store that had self check out. We used to intentionally make a deal out of people buying stuff like vagisil, just to embarrass them. SORRY!