Intimacy: Today, I never thought I would see a blowjob from the perspective...

By MrDanito - 28/04/2016 06:21 - Czech Republic - Lysa Nad Labem

Today, I never thought I would see a blowjob from the perspective of the viewer, but it happened, in our open-space office. FML

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You deserved it 1 663

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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You deserved it 6 021

That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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You deserved it 404

By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

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You deserved it 18 672

By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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You deserved it 54 447

Kinky but reckless

By Also homeless - 16/08/2023 00:02

Today, I thought it would be a good idea for me and my colleague to fuck in the bathroom that no one uses. Turns out, the president of the company, who was here for a visit, had picked the perfect day to use it. Now we’re jobless and potentially spouseless. FML

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You deserved it 1 729

By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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You deserved it 5 199

Just perfect

By Lilly - 17/07/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my coworker and I got caught having sex in the break-room. It was 6 p.m. and there was only him and me from our department in the office. Apparently, this bitch from another department in another fucking building decided it was the perfect time to make microwave popcorn, and our break-room was the perfect place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 137

You deserved it 847

By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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You deserved it 6 199

"I'm horny, horny horny horny"

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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You deserved it 3 109

By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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You deserved it 885

JudgeComrade 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:22

At least it wasn't from the perspective of the giver.

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:29

That would really SUCK to walk in on.

Comments

freddygasman 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:56

Um.........I'll have what he's having.

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:05

Remember, it's not what you know but who you blow that gets you places in the work world.

quarterbird 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:25

(sarcastically) Oh, no. Your life sucks, because someone else got a BJ.

arano 29

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:07

That sucks and blows

mrlucky22 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:18

Thats hard to swallow.

frankmz 17

Friday 29 April 2016 1:58

This is a new POV for you.

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 29 April 2016 3:05

..and all this time I though Czech Streets and Public Agent were staged.

laurellkawes 31

Friday 29 April 2016 3:20

Where do you work?!! The strip club or a brothel??

janderson416 16

Friday 29 April 2016 4:31

Hopefully it was a good one.

Delta_0DST 12

Friday 29 April 2016 16:42

You really expect an office to be civilized all the time?

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Today, my teenage son caught COVID and has passed it on to me. He's completely unaffected, and joking that he wants to catch it again, to get another week off school. I'm lying in bed, with a pounding headache, shivering so violently I'm shaking. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML

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Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML

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Today, my city is in the news because of a huge Covid outbreak in a factory that's under construction. They have over a thousand workers and refuse to shut down to stop the spread. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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Today, I was on a business trip with a coworker. We had to wait for the train, so I decided to browse a store in the train station while he waited outside. I then got a message on my phone, from my co-worker saying, "You are somewhere on this train, right?" FML

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You deserved it 5 318

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

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Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

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