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By MrDanito - 28/04/2016 06:21 - Czech Republic - Lysa Nad Labem

Today, I never thought I would see a blowjob from the perspective of the viewer, but it happened, in our open-space office. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

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By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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Kinky but reckless

By Also homeless - 16/08/2023 00:02

Today, I thought it would be a good idea for me and my colleague to fuck in the bathroom that no one uses. Turns out, the president of the company, who was here for a visit, had picked the perfect day to use it. Now we’re jobless and potentially spouseless. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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Just perfect

By Lilly - 17/07/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my coworker and I got caught having sex in the break-room. It was 6 p.m. and there was only him and me from our department in the office. Apparently, this bitch from another department in another fucking building decided it was the perfect time to make microwave popcorn, and our break-room was the perfect place. FML

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You deserved it 947

By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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"I'm horny, horny horny horny"

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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You deserved it 3 137

By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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JudgeComrade 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:22

At least it wasn't from the perspective of the giver.

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:29

That would really SUCK to walk in on.

Comments

freddygasman 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:56

Um.........I'll have what he's having.

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:05

Remember, it's not what you know but who you blow that gets you places in the work world.

quarterbird 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:25

(sarcastically) Oh, no. Your life sucks, because someone else got a BJ.

arano 29

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:07

That sucks and blows

mrlucky22 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:18

Thats hard to swallow.

frankmz 17

Friday 29 April 2016 1:58

This is a new POV for you.

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 29 April 2016 3:05

..and all this time I though Czech Streets and Public Agent were staged.

laurellkawes 31

Friday 29 April 2016 3:20

Where do you work?!! The strip club or a brothel??

janderson416 16

Friday 29 April 2016 4:31

Hopefully it was a good one.

Delta_0DST 12

Friday 29 April 2016 16:42

You really expect an office to be civilized all the time?

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