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By MrDanito - 28/04/2016 06:21 - Czech Republic - Lysa Nad Labem

Today, I never thought I would see a blowjob from the perspective of the viewer, but it happened, in our open-space office. FML

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You deserved it 1 665

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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You deserved it 6 050

That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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You deserved it 408

By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

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You deserved it 18 674

By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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You deserved it 54 456

Kinky but reckless

By Also homeless - 16/08/2023 00:02

Today, I thought it would be a good idea for me and my colleague to fuck in the bathroom that no one uses. Turns out, the president of the company, who was here for a visit, had picked the perfect day to use it. Now we’re jobless and potentially spouseless. FML

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You deserved it 1 930

By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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You deserved it 5 202

Just perfect

By Lilly - 17/07/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my coworker and I got caught having sex in the break-room. It was 6 p.m. and there was only him and me from our department in the office. Apparently, this bitch from another department in another fucking building decided it was the perfect time to make microwave popcorn, and our break-room was the perfect place. FML

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You deserved it 942

By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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You deserved it 6 204

"I'm horny, horny horny horny"

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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You deserved it 3 134

By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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You deserved it 885

JudgeComrade 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:22

At least it wasn't from the perspective of the giver.

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:29

That would really SUCK to walk in on.

Comments

JudgeComrade 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:22

At least it wasn't from the perspective of the giver.

doraquiexplore 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:18

******** r fun to give, killjoy

joeyl2008 29

Friday 29 April 2016 5:34

@9 damn straight

grogers311 20

Saturday 30 April 2016 6:10

Damn not straight!

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:24

shooting a **** scene?

saxaddict122 14

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:25

Haha the definition of a NSFW FML, except maybe at your office!

stingray112 24

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:26

First time for everything

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:29

That would really SUCK to walk in on.

UserError94 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:13

Hopefully he was quick to HEAD out.

sinisterviper 10

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:19

that's going to create a LOAD of problems with the workplace.

COSaikou 7

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:29

damnit..I love these puns

Dale_shackleford 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:45

Yeah, they really BLOW me away.

atlien247 16

Friday 29 April 2016 2:23

Really? I find them hard to swallow.

PackardBell_fml 19

Friday 29 April 2016 4:01

these are pretty ******* funny

TrippingOnAcid 29

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:49

That's hot

tin_cup 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:45

I totally agree!

Mysterious_one 26

Saturday 30 April 2016 0:30

been there ... I was the receiver ..plus some hardcore stuff ..

spearcom 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:05

Damn. That sucked for all 3 of you. Literally.

klirrivirri 9

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:17

was it a happy ending? did you cheer?

JimminyCrib 7

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:30

Did you call next??

trucker2 33

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:40

Did you stand in line ?

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Today, I had the most amazing lesbian sex of my life with this girl I had been crushing on for so long. Today is also the day I became practically homeless, courtesy of my parents, who apparently never heard of knocking before entering. FML

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Today, I had to take my horribly misogynistic grandad to get his car repaired. After it was done, he realised the repair had been done by a female mechanic, so he refused to pay or leave until a “proper mechanic” checked over his car to make sure she hadn’t fucked it up. FML

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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML

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Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML

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Today, my daughter told me her tummy hurt, but I assumed she was lying because she hates visiting grandma. About 20 minutes into the car ride, she got excited and said, "Mum my tummy doesn’t hurt anymore!" About 10 seconds later, the smell filled the car right up to the roof. It was diarrhoea. FML

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