Love: Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him...

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

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Saturday 10 November 2012 6:13

Ouch. The power of suggestion.

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Saturday 10 November 2012 6:13

Looks like its time for marriage counseling. Good luck.

Comments

Maria_Obligacia 14

Saturday 10 November 2012 16:58

There is a lesson in there, OP: Don't EVER make jokes like that. They are not funny ever, you are not prepared to hear it if it is true, and it also gives a suggestion and a channel for your husband's frustrations if he has not thought about it himself yet! Plus, it makes him feel even worse because you are putting him on the spot and make him now defend himself, like 'oh no darling of course I am always happy to be with you.' Worst idea ever.

cradle6 13

Saturday 10 November 2012 17:02

I think her question was really cute.

Metallica36176 16

Saturday 10 November 2012 18:21

Don't take it personally. Everybody needs space. I live alone with my father after my mother left, we're together 16/7 after a week or 2 of that we're at each others throat because he needs his time and I need mine. Its normal. Just spend a day or 2 out with friends and give him time to relax, it'll be ok. :)