haha hope he doesn't get any bc then would be the biggest fml

Hearing someone pee isn't the most disgusting thing to overhear from a random person. Get back to us when you hear him masturbating.

this is awesome

one of the most underrated feelings in the world

At least you didn't hear bubbly, squirty diarreah sounds and: "Wow, I don't remember eating that or Hey Shirley, come look at this before I flush it! And Oh no, the toilet is overflowing, its gonna seep thru the walls and in my neighbor's apt."

not fml worthy. post better stories

while he's taking a piss you should start slamming the walls and yelling "RON, STOP IT"

....Who said he was in the bathroom...? ;o haha

I know what you mean, sourgirl. I find few sensations as physically satisfying as the ol' Q-Tip eargasm. Then there are those acupuncture appointment days, when I'm in a lot of pain beforehand. Then about halfway through the session, the pain suddenly breaks and... Aah. I think I should stop myself here. :}

I'm guessing you're new to the building. I learned of my neighbors' preference for bathroom fights within the first week. Still, that's better than my last place, which was quite soundproof but not smellproof. They were nasty cooks with a nasty cat. Yuck.