By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
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DMA 11

Hope you asked if they were okay. Any seasoned voyeur knows to remain absolutely silent, so that sound could’ve been a sign that something is wrong. Had the windows fogged up and lowered visibility? Did they need a foot stool to get a better view?!

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weaboo 12

Well yeah one thing is worse: when people capitalize every other ******* word

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DMA 11

Hope you asked if they were okay. Any seasoned voyeur knows to remain absolutely silent, so that sound could’ve been a sign that something is wrong. Had the windows fogged up and lowered visibility? Did they need a foot stool to get a better view?!

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Charlie Given 26

Should have asked if he wanted to smell it 🤣🤣🤣

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Donut_Wizard 23

Just leave a copy of Everybody Poops on their doorstep.

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blahblabbity 19

maybe next time, shit in your own house

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RichardPencil 30

You can be the Neighborhood Watch while you’re taking care of business. Or, as McGruff the Crime Dog says: Take a shite out of crime.

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Yudith 24

"Curtains? Why curtains? Nobody is going to look at you! You worry for nothing. Besides, there's a shrubbery in front of the window so we don't see anything from outside."

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